Early word out of the first “Thunderbolts” screening is transcendent, so let’s take a look at some reactions from Den of Geek, Buzz Feed, Film Blerds, Black and Nerdy, Get Your Comic Con, The Brothers’ Geek Out Podcast, a bunch of TikTokers, and Grace Randolph.

These are all actual outlets, and I was being sarcastic; we don’t need to know what they thought of the film because their opinion was probably already formed even before they watched “Thunderbolts.” Instead, I’ve taken sample reactions of some of the names I actually recognize and posted them below.

Don’t get me wrong, maybe “Thunderbolts” will turn out to be a good time at the movies, but as with all early social media reactions, it’s impossible to really trust any of these opinions. Take ‘em all with a major grain of salt. The actual review embargo lifts on 04/29, which is also when I will get to chime in.