Shoutout Jack Black. I didn’t know he was Lakers fan like that. Some people might argue Tenacious D is the best musical artist in that picture. I wouldn’t. I personally love the musical stylings of Kevin Gates. I’ll typically go on a 2-3 day long Kevin Gates music binge once every few months. He’s low-key one of the best rappers going. He’s got an original sound. There aren’t many rappers whose music is as immediately identifiable as Kevin Gates. His voice is so unique. He does more than just rap. I’m a big fan. 

Kevin Gates is also one of the horniest rappers going. Some real vulgar stuff in his songs. Which certainly isn’t rare in the rap game. But Kevin Gates horniness transcends his raps. His horniness isn’t just for show. His horniness if far more genuine than a majority of his rapping counterparts. He outwardly lives a horny lifestyle. At least on social media. For example, here’s how him and Brittany Renner first got connected. 

Kevin Gates has been providing her with that “Great Valuable Statue Dick” ever since. 

Nobody loves combining religion and fucking like Kevin Gates He may or may not have been responsible for converting Brittany Renner to the Nation of Islam. The two make a heck of a power couple. But credit to Kevin Gates. He managed to rattle the James family’s cage this week. He got LeBron/Savannah’s attention. That’s as big a testament to Kevin Gates rap career as anything. LeBron has endless amounts of shit talked about him on a daily basis. He gets it from all angles. For Kevin Gates to be able to illicit a LeBron James Instagram post with one little selfie video… that’s not too shabby.

“Kings don’t concern themselves wit the opinions of peasants” – Well by posting that LeBron.. you kinda are directly concerning yourself with Kevin Gates opinion. Also… you couldn’t have just used the lions/sheep quote? Everyone knows it’s “Lions don’t concern themselves with the opinion of sheep”. You had to switch it up so that you could do the whole King/Queen thing huh? That’s very LeBron of him.

Well done Mr. Gates. “I don’t like the way LeBron’s wife looks at him” is a LeBron take that would make even Skip Bayless blush. I didn’t know he had that in him. But unlike Skip Bayless, Kevin Gates didn’t simply give his LeBron slander then retreat back home to podcast with his identically faced wife and pink-eared lap dog. 

Nope. Kevin Gates took his wife (they’re not married but what he’s calling Brittany Renner now for some reason) to the wood. Then he brought her to Crypto.com Arena to sit courtside for Lakers-Timberwolves Game 2. Where Kevin Gates could look LeBron in the eye. With his hot, recently converted to Islam “wife” (who once visited Jackson State to give a seminar on how many famous people are in her DM’s) by his side.

It’s a bold move for Kevin Gates to call out LeBron James for the way the mother off his children/wife of 10+ years looks at him, when Kevin Gates himself is rolling with the biggest “she only likes you for your money bro” woman in the history of the world (see alleged dating history).

Brittany’s no stranger to high-profile romances, so let’s peek at her boyfriend list. She’s been linked to NFL star Colin Kaepernick (2013-2014), rapper Lil Uzi Vert (2017), and NBA player James Harden (2018). Then there’s PJ Washington, her baby daddy, from 2019 to 2021. Rumors say Drake and Brittany hooked up in 2018, but neither’s confirmed it—chalk it up to tabloid chatter.

I’m just saying, it’s kinda tough to criticize a man who’s been with a woman over 20+ years when you keep showing up places with Brittany Renner. Still… I love what Kevin Gates is doing here. It’s very funny. I hope he never stops. If Kevin Gates wants to make a selfie video breaking down every LeBron & Savannah James courtside interaction for the rest of the playoffs, and follow the Lakers from city to city with Brittany Renner, who gradually covers more and more of her body in robes until she’s wearing a full blown hijab. That’d be great. Although there’s gotta be confront him next time… Or something. I’m not even sure who should be confronting who. But there should have been some sort of back and forth between the two. If I were LeBron, I would have done something to remind Kevin Gates how easily he could take Brittany Renner. If LeBron gave her one little “come over here” motion from across the court after the game, you’d have seen a Brittany Renner shaped cloud of dust standing next to Kevin Gates.